A French man claims to have invented a pill which can transform the smell of your farts.
Gone are the days when your trumps smelt of egg or some other rotten substance – now your gas can have a range of aromas, smelling of everything from chocolate to violet.
You can even make your farts smell like actual roses and it's all thanks to Christian Poincheval.
The mastermind behind the bizarre product (called PilulePet) came up with the idea for the pills following a particularly foul smelling meal, where his dinner guests couldn't stand the odours he was emitting.
He said: "We were at a table with friends after a copious meal when we nearly asphyxiated ourselves with our smelly farts. That gas wasn't great for our table neighbours, so something had to be done about this."
And thus his company, Lutin Malin (Cunning Imp) was born.
He began developing the pills in 2007 and now has a range of them, selling them in several different scents.
He claimed the pills are entirely natural, just a "dietary supplement based on natural ingredients".
The website adds: "The fart pill is the result of lengthy research and trials and is on sale since 2007. Our fragrant variants also add a touch of humour for any occasion.
"Our numerous returning customers are no doubt the best proof."
The pills, which come in scents such as Christmas chocolate, May Day lily, St Valentine's ginger, violet and rose, retail for roughly £17 per bottle.
However some of the packs are currently on sale for £13.52.
And it's not just humans who can benefit – the website also offers fart powder for dogs.
The product description reads: "A natural food supplement for pets that fart. If you are tired of rolling down the car windows during long car trips then this is for you!"
All of the products ship from Paris and shipping to the UK is free – with total discretion assured, so your neighbours need never know what you've ordered.
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