Hundreds of Brits have been left chuckling in agreement with a nine-year-old’s brutal note to neighbours who won’t pick up their dog’s poo.
The child wrote an angry poster and stuck it on a sign to warn the “filthy animals” they’d had enough.
And, a supportive poster uploaded a snap of the sign to Reddit in the CasualUK forum.
He captioned the image: “Found on a walk, let that be a message to all dog owners!”
The letter from the nine-year-old read: “Clean up your dog poo, it’s disgusting.
“I hate it, it’s always on my shoes, or my brothers and sisters, which then gets walked into our house.
“It’s not good, you’re very lazy.
“I’m very annoyed, you are an idiot if you don’t pick it up.”
They continued: “Start now.
“If I can pick it up at age nine then you should be able to do it too.
“No matter how old you are, or where you’re from, pick it up!
“Please, it’s horrible, all the way down the road, would you like it if it was on your shoes?
“It’s always on mine.
“But, if you pick it up then it wouldn’t be – poo bags are £1 for 100.”
Finally, the kid said: “So, go buy some and pick up your dog’s poo or find a stick and flick it into the hedge so then it’s not on the path.
“It’s not hard at all…
“Pick up your dog’s poo you filthy animal!”
And, people cheered on the youngster with over 400 people liking the post.
One commented: “I really approve them suggesting 'flicking it in the hedge with a stick' method.
“Especially in the countryside it's so much better if poo is flicked into the undergrowth where it is safe and out of the way, as opposed to putting it in a bag and hanging it from a tree…”
While another said: “AND STOP LEAVING IT IN THE BAG HIDDEN IN A BUSH!
“If you’re returning, fair enough but honestly most people aren’t.
“If you’re bagging it and leaving it you might as well have just left it to break down, not be a surprise for whoever over the next 50 years.”
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“Where I live the amount of poo on the grass by where I live has significantly got much worse on the last year,” added a third. “Perhaps it's coincidence that it got worse during the lockdowns but it's horrid.
“I can't let my 3 year old son play on the grass by our house is that bad.”
A fourth noted: “Yes!! In the hedge! Let the mushrooms have it.”
Although a jokester added: “I'm more concerned at the moment there is a currently a very angry nine-year-old running around the countryside with a heavy duty staple gun.”
“They've also navigated their way round a laminator,” laughed another.
While a cynic wrote: “This child is yet to learn that people don't read signs.”
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